Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Prison vs. Work in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things little bit clearer.

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

10 Comments:

Blogger Mel said...

haha...

yeah it is pathetic the way prisoners get treated :-P

And all us poor labourers...

Good post! :-)

3:00 PM  
Blogger Janelle said...

r you plaining to go to jail, it sounds like the treatment there is alot better:)

3:01 PM  
Blogger Janelle said...

btw, in case you r wondering about the weird name of the blog. it is b/c i don't here to change it, i was sick of pretty much:)
thanx for change it, will you change it again!!!!!!!!

3:06 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

Yeah...really! :-) I don't think I'll try to get in though...I pretty much like my freedom, even if I have to work for it :-P

Yeah, I was wondering what was with it! :-)

3:15 PM  
Blogger Manda said...

hey guys jail is kinda cool.
u get tv, a bed, food, and u don't have to work most of the time. does anyone want to go to jail with me? haha just jokin

7:21 PM  
Blogger Manda said...

hey yvonne can't wait to see u tonight. to bad i have to worl on saturday 3-11 but we can still hang out in the mean time when u are not with jeff lol. hey do u want me to make pancakes for breakfast still? :P hehe u guys will all miss out lol

1:07 PM  
Blogger Manda said...

ya it does. work is a bad place. On tuesday i started to vry and i don't cry that easy so i told my mom i was quieting can't wait till that day comes lol

9:18 PM  
Blogger Janelle said...

ohhh, that is not good:(

when r you quiting????

I really don't want to work at the farm again this year but that is the only job i can gte right now:(

9:59 PM  
Blogger Manda said...

I will be quiting in pretty much 2 months i think cuz the day care job is lookin good on my part. :)
i really hope i get that job and if i don't then i will be working at save-alot. in bowmanville it is a doller store. It beats workin at tim's lol. Justin wants to quit 2 but he has to find a new job first

10:04 AM  
Blogger Janelle said...

I c, well that is good:)

Yea, dollar stores are good111111111

6:55 PM  

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